Tuesday for Fatsos

I ventured out with the bead infested crazies for a "holiday" to "celebrate" the last night before a period of repentance and mourning of a (according to your beliefs) historically important death.

Question to self (or in this case anyone who has an internet browser and has the capability of reading american english):

What is a slightly overweight shorter man who wears glasses and does not have close cropped hair nor wears a white shirt with a big collar and large vertical stripes do in a dance club.

Apparently get ignored.

....shoulda practiced my southern accent and the following line which I overheard (and looked like it worked)...."I know where you can do Military Service".